No, it doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as 'tis the season, but, to be fair, we do have more than one holiday this month. So let’s take a moment to review our options, shall we? I use the word “options” loosely, of course because all three of them rely upon specific religious or cultural affiliations.
First of all, we have Christmas: the most widely acclaimed holiday to celebrate in December. The celebration is limited to Christians, though, as it centers around the immaculate conception and birth of Jesus Christ, the Savior. I suspect many others sneak into the tent for the express purpose of the presents that go hand in hand with the more serious tenets. I was raised within Christian confines, but have chosen faith over religion as my years have advanced. Regardless, I do have one question regarding Christmas: we know Jesus lived a specific number of years, months, and days, don’t we? Sure we do. Well, if Easter changes yearly, why does Christmas always fall upon the 25th? After all, one is the birth and the other the resurrection (3 days after the death) so why are they not separated by a fixed number of days? And why does Easter always fall on Sunday and Christmas is open for any day of the week? Let me know if you figure this one out, will you?
OK, on to Hanukkah. This December holiday is reserved for the Jewish community and lasts eight days and since the Jews don’t consider Jesus any more than a mortal man, they celebrate the festival of lights. Each night for eight nights, another light of the Menorah is lit. Presents? Apparently so, but, from what I understand, far from the opulent types Christians enjoy. The timing is different and the holiday can occur anywhere from late November through December.
Not to be outdone, the African-American community has decided to celebrate Kwanza in December. This holiday is more of a celebration of culture rather than religion and was created in 1966. A couple of things here: I’d say the Christians and Jews have seniority over Kwanza by over a couple of thousand years, give or take. And if the African-Americans wanted to celebrate their heritage and draw attention to their ancestry, why wouldn’t they pick a month with nothing going on? January, maybe. St Valentine has February, the Irish have March, and Easter rolls around in April or May so yes, January would be a great time, what with Martin Luther King Day and all. Nope. They picked December.
So we have three “holidays” falling almost simultaneously and the overlapping has created the shit storm over whether to say Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or maybe even Happy Kwanza. Here’s what I think: in conversations with folks you know, it would be appropriate to use the appropriate holiday greeting, should you know which one it might be. Otherwise, “Have a happy holiday” casts a wide net over whichever one might apply and everyone is happy. Right? No, there are many who want to wish a happy “their” holiday. “Screw you, buddy, it’s my celebration and I want it to be yours, too.” So much for the goodwill towards men, huh?
Some think Ramadan fits in here somewhere. While It rotates through the year based on other concerns, it won’t be in December within the next six years. So let that one go, OK? Three’s bad enough, I’d say, and I offer you the latest in politically correct sentiments without sacrificing brevity: Merry ChristmaKwanUkkah!
* The asterisk in the title refers to the fact that this column has missed my self-imposed deadline of Sunday night. It so happened that I was in a Marriott Hotel in San Diego this past weekend and they saw fit to charge $12.95 for a day of internet access. (Sounds like a good topic for a future column.) My apologies for the tardiness.
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